spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize