He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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