Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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