on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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