He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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