I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
