yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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