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You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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