Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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