I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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my poor anus
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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