we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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