Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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