Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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