My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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