Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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