you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
