You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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