Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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