I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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