saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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