I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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