I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
