After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
