Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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