she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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