found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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