Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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