ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You may now shotgun with the bride
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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