i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
