Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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