I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Come see our sink grown plant.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
