I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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