What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize