Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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