You just made me feel so damn special
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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