You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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