There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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