he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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