Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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