I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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