he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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