i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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