after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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