Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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