Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If I die, sorry about rent.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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