i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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