After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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