Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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