God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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