You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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