i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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