If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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