haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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