The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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