Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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